Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligations
Poor people dancing in shopping centres
Bargains galore on November and Sundays
Raining cabbages and church-like sales
Children with chainsaws and Catholic boutiques
Homemade desires and vegetable antiques
Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation
Indian ice-cream parlour houses
Melancholy pus*ycats playing with mouses
Happy-go-lucky undertakers
Tree-lined bungalows marzipan-flavoured
Postmen toying with Lucozade fetishes
Policewomen laughing at the unemployed
Ecstasy houses for the hard of hearing
Muslim vicars like to get the beers in
Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation
Lawnmowers dancing in a rude formation
Animated talks with bilingual Alsatian
Flying nuns shopping in DIY whorehouses
Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation
The grand old queen of York
He had two hundred men
His case comes up in court on Tuesday morning
Ha! ha! ha! Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation