I Just Took a sh*t lyrics

[Verse 1]
I need to sh*t, I need to park my bottom on the seat
Do I fart or shart my meat?
How much paper do I need?
Half a roll next to my cleeves, just in case it dribbles down to my knees
A half a pound of raw messy from my belly
Almost let it go when I watched the telly
It's getting pretty damn smelly
(Smelly, smelly, smelly)

[Verse 2]
But now my grandma's coming to visit
And if she sees my stank, she'll go into cardiac
My grandma's got bad timing
'Cause I just sat down and about to brown

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no, here comes my poo
(Oh no, what must I do?)

[Chorus]
I just took a sh*t, and now my grandma's dead, goddamn it
And now the funeral costs are rampant
I should've kept my cheeks tight
Could've timed it right, but now she's said goodnight (Goodnight)
I'm no longer in the will
f*ck, I'm sad, beaten by my Dad
(Bah come herе, you little f*ck!)
But at least he's glad
[Bridge]
I got bеaten by my Dad
(Because I took a sh*t)
And my Grandma's dead
(Because I took a sh*t)
I'm now kicked outside
(Because I took a sh*t)
And now my ass is wide

[Verse 3]
I'm not good for your health
f*ck it, I kill myself
But first, a sh*t

[Outro]
I really need to sh*t
Tell it how it is
Oh, I sh*t in my pants
sh*t in my pants!
I need to—