It’s an exercise
So euthanize!
For shapely hips and thighs
Cut the butt
In a f*ckin’ rut
Quell them then
Hush those saddened sighs!
You win the prize
Viking glowing eyes
Yeah, it’s a problem and we all gotta deal with it
So get out marching along!
I’m the Vikingchild, my power don’t disintegrate
The marching makes you strong!
Eat your vitamins on time
Tussinned, healthy, and in line
Pills and stomach chime
Motherf*ckin’ feelin’ fine