She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine
And there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind
It's too easy humming songs to a girl in yellow dress
It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess
The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
There are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door
He reminds me of a penguin, with few and plastered hairs
There's talc*m powder on the letter and the birthday boy is there
Why don't you cut your hair?
Why don't you live up there?
Why don't you do what I do
See what I feel when I care?
Now they've darkened all the windows and the seats are naughahyde
I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide
The being known as Wonder Girl is speaking, I believe
It's not easy tryin' to tell her that I shortly have to leave
Why don't you be like me?
Why don't you stop and see?
Why don't you hate who I hate
Kill who I kill to be free?
Why don't you cut your hair?
Why don't you live up there?
Why don't you do what I do
See what I feel when I care?
She's a wonderful lady / Why don't you be like me?
And she's mine all mine / Why don't you stop and see?
And there doesn't seem a way / Why don't you hate who I hate
That she won't come and lose my mind / Kill who I kill to be free
It's too easy humming songs / Why don't you cut your hair?
To a girl in yellow dress / Why don't you live up there?
It's been a long time since the party / Why don't you do what I do
And the room is in a mess / See what I feel when I care?