The Mephitic Conundrum lyrics

Malodorous, I defecate and consume
The mephitic conundrum

A walking heap, colonic mystique - Gathering of sh*t
Walking human methane bomb - Ready to extinct
The common cancer known as man
Answering the greatest riddle of all
"How much poop is too much poop"
About 5 billion of them all

Threading
Ridding
Killing
Maiming
As we destroy the world
Turn it into a heap of sh*t
As we destroy the world
Our fecal playing ground

Malodorous, we propagate and consume
The mephitic conundrum

A walking heap, colonic mystique
Gathering of sh*t
Walking human methane bomb
Ready to extinct
The common cancer known as man
Answering the greatest riddle of all
"How much poop is too much poop"
About 5 billion of them all
Threading
Ridding
Killing
Maiming
As we destroy the world
Turn it into a heap of sh*t
As we destroy the world
Our fecal playing ground

We will never known peace

I am mesmerized that we are all still living
A steaming pile, the human excrement

With intestinal fortitude I am forced to digest
The purulent crud that forms your carbon print
Greedily amassing, by greed unsurpassing
You're all connoisseurs of rot

Malodorous, we propagate and consume
The mephitic conundrum

A walking heap, colonic mystique
Gathering of sh*t
Walking human methane bomb
Ready to extinct
The common cancer known as man
Answering the greatest riddle of all
How much poop is too much poop
About 5 billion of them all
Threading
Ridding
Killing
Maiming
As we destroy the world
Turn it into a heap of sh*t
As we destroy the world
Our fecal playing ground

Are you unhappy?