Dilligaf lyrics

I'm the sorta' bloke that would like to think that if I could go back in time
Banjo and Henry and even Ned Kelly would all be good mates of mine
'Cause they're p*ss pots, poets and outlaws
And I can relate to that
And I can relate to their attitude too in a word, Dilligaf!

That's spelt D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F, Dilligaf
And this is what it means:
Do I look like I give a f*ck? Dilligaf
Am I being direct enough? Dilligaf
It's just another way of saying "I couldn't give a f*ckin' rat's arse, mate"
And do I look like I give a f*ck? Dilligaf
Your turn!
(Do I look like I give a f*ck? Dilligaf)

You see, it's stress relief made easy
It's simple and it works
Just say "dilligaf" next time you've gotta deal with di*kheads, wankers and j*rks
And when you go out, stick a dilligaf on your T-shirt or your hat
And when some c*nt's givin' you the sh*ts, just say, "Mate, read that"

That spells D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F, Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a f*ck? Dilligaf
Am I being direct enough? Dilligaf
Just another way of saying "I couldn't give a f*ckin' rat's arse, mate"
And do I look like I give a f*ck? Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a f*ck? Dilligaf
Your turn!
(Do I look like I give a f*ck? Dilligaf)
Do it again!
Do I look like I give a f*ck? Dilligaf
Am I politically correct enough? Dilligaf
Just another way of saying "I couldn't give a rodent's rectum, mate"
And do I look like I give a f*ck? Dilligaf
Your turn!
(Do I look like I give a f*ck? Dilligaf)
Big finish!
(Do I look like I give a f*ck? Dilligaf)