Ho Ho f*cking Ho lyrics

[Chorus]
Ho ho f*cking ho, what a crock o' sh*t
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the f*ckin' work while he stars in the show
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*cking ho

[Verse 1]
I'm Rudolph and I quit, just who's he think he is?
That little fat c*nt sat back in the sleigh, crackin' that f*ckin' whip
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless c*nts
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*cking ho

[Chorus]
Ho ho f*cking ho, what a crock o' sh*t
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the f*ckin' work while he stars in the show
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*cking ho

[Verse 2]
And what about us elves, we've had enough as well
Workin' in that freezing factory, it's cold as f*cking hell
We work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*cking ho

[Chorus]
Ho ho f*cking ho, what a crock o' sh*t
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the f*ckin' work while he stars in the show
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*cking ho
[Verse 3]
I'm Santa Claus' wife, I know what he's really like
Sneakin' into them little kid's rooms, he's a f*ckin' paedophile
A devious old drunk and I'm married to the c*nt
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*cking ho

[Chorus]
Ho ho f*cking ho, what a crock o' sh*t
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the f*ckin' work while he stars in the show
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*cking ho

[Outro]
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*cking ho
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*cking ho
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f*cking ho