Michael Eavis And His Micro p*nis lyrics

The man who founded Glastonbury
Has a beard but no moustache
And I found out something about him
That is pretty harsh
My mate had a p*ss next to him
And he said "you won't believe us
When I describe to you
The private parts of Michael Eavis"

It's just Michael Eavis and his micro-p*nis
It's like a normal todger but one tenth of the size
It's just Michael Eavis and his micro-p*nis
If you have a p*ss next to him you won't believe your eyes

Michael's minute member
Must be seen to be believed
His c*ck's so small it's quite a wonder
That his wife conceived
But she fashioned Michael
A latex strap-on prosthesis
Which he used, and it produced
His daughter Emily Eavis

It's just Michael Eavis and his micro-p*nis
He can't really help it, nature made him that way
It's just Michael Eavis and his micro-p*nis
It's less than two centimetres, much to his dismay
His knob's inversely proportional
To the size of his festival
There's quite a discrepancy
Between his p*nis and testicles
When it's viewed with naked eye
His c*ck's hardly detectable
When he dies, Gunther von Hagens
Will find it collectable

It's just Michael Eavis and his micro-p*nis
Michael Eavis and his micro-p*nis
It's just Michael Eavis and his micro-p*nis
Michael Eavis and his micro-p*nis

It's tiny, it's shiny
It'll fit right up your hiney
It's small, he's tall
It gets dwarfed by his balls
It's minute, it's cute
It's reasonably hirsute
It's petite, it's neat
In his pubes it does retreat

Michael's knob's so small
It made a puddle when he weed with it
The year that he brought Kanye West
Most people disagreed with it
He shaved his pubic hair off
And he tried to weave a tweed from it
He nicked his helmet with the razor
And started to bleed from it
It's just Michael Eavis and his micro-p*nis
He can't really help it, Jesus made him that way