sh*tting On A Picture Of The Queen lyrics

I’m sh*tting on a picture of the Queen
I’m sh*tting on a picture of the Queen
I’m about to defecate
On our current head of state
As I’m sh*tting on a picture of the queen

I’m sh*tting on a picture of Prince Charles
I’m sh*tting on a picture of Prince Charles
He’s known to talk to plants
And his Trust, it gives out grants
And I’m sh*tting on a picture of Prince Charles

I’m sh*tting on a picture of Prince Will-i-am
I’m sh*tting on a picture of Prince Will-i-am
I’ve explained what I’m doing
I’m squatting down and pooing
I’m sh*tting on a picture of Prince Will-i-am

I’m sh*tting on a picture of Prince George
I’m sh*tting on a picture of Prince George
A stool I am trying to forge
I’ve accidentally become engorged
As I’m sh*tting on a picture of Prince George

I’m sh*tting on a picture of the Queen
I’m sh*tting on a picture of the Queen
If I get done for treason
I presume the reason would be
sh*tting on a picture
At least I’m not wanking on a scripture
I’m just sh*tting on a picture of the Queen