p*nis Extension lyrics

In my Ford Fiesta
I sometimes feel quite down
Because girls never look my way
As I drive it around town
So I’m gonna take a five grand loan
And buy a second hand Jag
Then I’ll get more attention
Than a brown man with an Uzi an ISIS flag

I’ll be such a popular guy
Let me tell you why

It’s just my p*nis extension
My four wheel p*nis extension
Girls know who you are
When you’ve got a flash car
I’ll get more female attention
Because of my p*nis extension
p*nis extension

So then when I cruise around
The girls will turn and stare
They’ll climb into my flash new car
And fondle me down there
I’ll get women in the back seat
On a fairly regular basis
I’ll probably climax on their breasts
Or sometimes, for a change, their faces
There’ll be a queue of ladies waiting
For me to start ejaculating

It’s just my p*nis extension
My four wheel p*nis extension
Off girls who I used to get blanked
I’ll get noshed off and wanked
It’s like my nob will increase in dimension
Because of my p*nis extension
p*nis extension

You might think I’m shallow
But I don’t really mind
As you crawl along in your Nissan Micra
I’ll be tailgating behind
And when your girlfriend looks my way
Then I’ll just smile and wink
And I can see her wishing she was in the back of my car
With two in the pink, and one in the stink

It’s just my p*nis extension
My four wheel p*nis extension
The women who used to hate me
Will caress and fellate me
Getting more muff is my intention
With the help of my p*nis extension
I’ve got my p*nis extension
My four wheel p*nis extension
But I’ve wrapped it round a tree
With a lady pleasuring me
And got a three year driving suspension
And teeth marks on my erection
p*nis extension