The Wrong Ian Watkins lyrics

Now we all heard what Ian Watkins did
It sent my mate Paul in a rage
See he just had a baby himself
So he went on Ian's Facebook page

He left a message saying "You are sick and twisted and I hope you die!"
But when I saw it on there, I commented "LOL!"
And here's the reason why

I said
You've got the wrong Ian Watkins mate
It's that what's made me smile
You've just called the bloke from Steps a twisted paedophile
He shares a name and was in a band
Similarity ends there
He'd never f*ck a baby
Just ask Lee, Lisa, Faye and Claire


My mate Paul was so embarrassed
He went online to apologise
But when I saw what he had done
I couldn't believe my eyes
He got them mixed up again, "ROFL!"

So I said
You've got the wrong Ian Watkins mate
It's that what's made me smile
You've just said you're sorry to a twisted paedophile
You've got the wrong Ian Watkins mate
It must be hard to take
You've just apologised to H's kid-fiddling namesake
And then I thought to myself
What if the Old Bill got confused just like my mate Paul
By two pop stars who share the name
Maybe I should give them a call and say "PMSL!"

Have you got the right Ian Watkins there?
Have you considered maybe?
What if it was H from Steps that tried to rape that baby?
And they'd say
We've got the right Ian Watkins mate
Your song is a disgrace
See H has never taken meth
Or p*ssed on a school girl's face