You’re A Pervert lyrics

[K : Kunt
LK : Little Kunt]

K: You hang about in gents’ bogs all dressed up in drag
Hoping you'll see some geezers c*ck or maybe get a shag
LK: You broke into our neighbour's house and stole her underwear
K: When our mum and dad were out, you shaved your pubic hair
LK: You dip your c*ck in mustard cos it gives you an erection
K: You pull your arsehole cheeks apart and study your reflection
LK: You're subscribed to websites which are full of people p*ssing
K: When I went to get my anal beads I found that they'd gone missing

K+LK: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
LK: You put a camera in your bog
And watch yourself laying a log
K+LK: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
K: You put your bollocks in a vice
And you say that it feels nice
K+LK: You're a dirty perv

LK: You put on a dress 'cause it helps you lose your mess
K: You have a stranglewank like that bloke from INXS
LK: I came home and caught you sniffing out Mum's dirty knickers
K: I caught you doing a Mick Jagger with a fun size Snickers
LK: You put pictures of you wanking on the internet
K: You sucked off a bailiff so he would waive your debt
LK: You sit on the washing machine and put it on a spin
K: When Jehovah's Witnesses' knock, you invite 'em in
K+LK: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
LK: You got expelled from school
For getting your c*ck out in the pool
K+LK: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
K: You dress up like a goth
And you suck old geezers off

K+LK: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
LK: You get handfuls of your sh*t
And you smear yourself in it
K+LK: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
K: You read The Diary Of Anne Frank
And it made you have a wank
K+LK: You're a dirty perv