c*ck In A c*nt lyrics

Well I’ve had it off 3 or 4 times
But I’ve woke up with a semi and a bird by my side
My nob is yelling ‘I’m going in’
But my brain is telling me I just can’t win
So I start some sturdies and I have to try
To ejaculate but my sac’s run dry
So I think of things that are rude and that
Will make my peepee spit its fat

My c*ck in a c*nt, my c*ck in a c*nt
My c*ck in a c*nt but it won’t go off
I’m having a shunt, I’m having a shunt
I’m having a shunt with a lady’s muff

We’v been shagging now for over half an hour
Surely soon I’ll get a seminal shower
I’ve started now so I can’t just stop
I want my old boy to pop his top
I’m tired, I’m knackered and my di*k’s red raw
My ballbags ache and my stem is sore
My sturdies have become so fast
If I slip out now my c*ck will snap in half

My c*ck in a c*nt, my c*ck in a c*nt
My c*ck in a c*nt but it won’t go off
I’m having a shunt, I’m having a shunt
I’m having a shunt with a lady’s chuff
Hold on a minute I’ve gotta get my breath back

My c*ck in a c*nt, my c*ck in a c*nt
My c*ck in a c*nt but it won’t go off
I’m having a shunt, I’m having a shunt
I’m having a shunt with a lady’s muff

Some of the crowd are on the pitch
They think I’ve done my beans but there’s been a hitch
We’ll have to save that one for later
My nob looks like it’s been whacked off with a cheese grater