f*cksticks (Mother’s c*nt Remix) lyrics

[Refrain]
f*cksticks, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt
f*cksticks, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt
f*cksticks, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt
f*cksticks, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt
f*cksticks

[Verse 1]
Now, my old Grandad had a word
He used when things went wrong
To introduce this word to you I put it in a song
So every time this word gets used his memory lives on
I'm about to tell you what it is so you can sing along

[Chorus]
f*cksticks
When Nan wouldn't let him touch her furry pie
f*cksticks
When he got some shrapnel lodged in his Jap's eye
f*cksticks
When a German sniper shot him in the c*ck
f*cksticks
When he found a lump on his left bollock
f*cksticks
When me Nan died and she left him all alone
f*cksticks
When he let a bogus caller in his home
f*cksticks
When the first black people moved into his street
f*cksticks
When arthritis meant he couldn't beat his meat
[Refrain]
f*cksticks, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt
f*cksticks, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt
f*cksticks, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt
f*cksticks, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt
f*cksticks
f*cksticks, c-c-c-c*nt
f*cksticks

[Verse 2]
So every time I hear the word
I start to reminisce
I suddenly taste Werthers and get a faint whiff of p*ss
So when someone annoys me or things get on my pip
I think about the moany, racist old c*nt and really let it rip

[Chorus]
f*cksticks
When I miss an open goal in 5-a-side
f*cksticks
When I lost my hard-on's after Nan had died
f*cksticks
When the teacher's told me that I was no good
f*cksticks
When the old bill caught me wanking in the wood
f*cksticks
When I'm having it off and I think of my old man
f*cksticks
When Little Kunt leaves skidmarks down the pan
f*cksticks
When some other f*cker pushes in a queue
f*cksticks
When you get caught short and really need a poo
f*cksticks
When I came a-tumbling off my BMX
f*cksticks
When I split my frenulum while having sex
f*cksticks
When some smart arse bast*rd gives me my comeuppence
f*cksticks
When it's ages since I've seen a lady's tuppence
f*cksticks
When there's no clean pants so you have to wear your Mum's
f*cksticks
When your bird won't let you f*ck her up the bum
f*cksticks
When you feel all queer and you don't know what to say
If you say 'f*cksticks, f*cksticks, f*cksticks'
It just makes everything ok
[Outro]
f*cksticks, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt
f*cksticks, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt
f*cksticks, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt
f*cksticks, mothers c*nt, mothers c*nt
f*cksticks