Wipe to Biege lyrics

Essuyer a beige, essuyer a beige

You're at home waiting for a parcel
You need a crap, not sure if there’s time
As a turd's coming out your arsehole
Sod's law, you hear the doorbell chime

You’ll have to go and get it from the depot

Unless you
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You've took a bird to a fancy restaurant
Suddenly you really need a poo
You don't want to spend too long in the toilet
Your date will know you're doing a number two

Unless you
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You're down the pub and you're watching football
You do a sh*t and need to wipe your hole
You hear a cheer and it makes you panic
You're gonna miss the replay of the goal

Unless you
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You can always finish it off later

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It might have dried up by then anyway

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Best not do it if you've got white underwear on

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If someone you really hate offers to give you a rimming