The Cure For Depression lyrics

My mate Mike's been feeling down
And I tried to show support
But with all his whingeing and keeping on
It’s much harder than I thought

There's a stigma surrounding mental health
And now I can see why
All the doom, gloom and joylessness
Is getting right up my Jap's eye

I caught Mike up the loft hatch
With his dressing gown belt
I said to him that’s not the solution
I've got the solution and this is how it's spelt

L.A.G.E.R

Cos I've got a cure for depression
It's gotta be worth a punt
Get yourself out on a session
And cheer up you miserable c*nt
Cheer up you miserable c*nt
Cheer up you miserable c*nt
Cheer up you miserable c*nt
Cheer up you miserable c*nt
He doesn't want to come down the pub
He doesn't want to leave his flat
I tried taking him a wankmag round
He didn't even smile at that

I arranged for him to see a counsellor
Which he said that he was dreading
I said, It’ll do you good to to talk to someone else
Cos you’re doing my f*cking head in

Caring for someone with depression
Is more demanding than you'd think
All that despondence and hopelessness
Really makes you need a drink

Of L.A.G.E.R

Cos I’ve got a cure for depression
It's gotta be worth a punt
Get yourself out on a session
And cheer up you miserable c*nt

It's no use laying around the house
Sulking and moping
There's pubs and clubs with ladies there
Whose frontbottoms need groping
Everyone has times
When they feel a little down
So come on, give your nob a wash
And we’ll go out on the town
For a pint of L.A.G.E.R

Cos I've got a cure for depression
It's gotta be worth a punt
Get yourself out on a session
And cheer up you miserable c*nt
Cheer up you miserable c*nt
Cheer up you miserable c*nt
Cheer up you miserable c*nt
Cheer up you miserable c*nt