Use My Arsehole As A c*nt [2020 version] lyrics

[Verse 1]
I wanted a record deal
But I was too rude
I tried approaching companies
But they did not approve
Until I met this one guy
A corrupt A&R man
He said "Kunt, I will sign you
But you have to understand –
I want to utilise your bum
As someone I can put
My fingers and my hands
My toes and then my foot
My p*nis and testes
My tongue and then my head..."
I mulled it over carefully
And this is what I said...
I said to him –

[Chorus]
Go on then – just this once
Use my arsehole as a c*nt
Use my arse
Use my arse
Use my arsehole, use my arse
Go on then – just this once
Use my arsehole as a c*nt
Use my arse
Use my arse
Use my arsehole, use my arse

Solo!

[Verse 2]
I started feeling guilty
As if I'd sold my soul
I started feeling itchy
Around my bumhole
I started feeling remorseful
Around my underneath
I realized he'd used my bum
Without using a sheath
So I went to the doctor's
Because my bum was sore
I needed my bum sorting out
'Cos we was due on tour
The doctor took a look at it
He said "It looks quite raw
It appears itchy and flaky
But I just can't be sure
I think I'll have to probe your bottom myself
If I'm to find a cure..."
[Chorus]
Go on then – just this once
Use my arsehole as a c*nt
Use my arse
Use my arse
Use my arsehole, use my arse

Go on then – just this once
Use my arsehole as a c*nt
Use my arse
Use my arse
Use my arsehole, use my arse

[Bridge]
Come on, penetrate me
Make me feel like Stephen Gately
(Well, not lately)
But don't push it in too deep
Or you'll end up with my sh*t around your brim

[Chorus]
Go on then – just this once
Use my arsehole as a c*nt
Use my arse
Use my arse
Use my arsehole, use my arse
Go on then – just this once
Use my arsehole as a c*nt
Use my arse
Use my arse
Use my arsehole, use my arse...hole
(As a c*nt!)