Twice (A Tribute to Dulux Once) lyrics

[Verse 1]
I've done a bit of painting for personal and trade
I've been known to tosh a room for a favour or get paid
In that time, one product in particular has just left me dismayed
Cause the coverage never quite lives up to the name of which its portrayed

[Chorus]
Dulux once
I've got some advice
I think the word you're looking for is twice
Dulux once
The idea would be nice
But I think the word you're looking for is twice
I think the word you're looking for is twice

[Verse 2]
If you advertised a 4K tv and it was standard resolution
A fine from trading standards would be a reasonable solution
I tried to cover a magnolia wall with Dulux once ice blue
And guess how many coats it took
One?
No, two

[Chorus]
Dulux once
I've got some advice
I think the word you're looking for is twice
Dulux once
One coat just don't suffice
I think the word you're looking for is twice
I think the word you're looking for is twice
[Chorus]
Dulux once
It's a marketing device
Cause I think the word you're looking for is twice
Dulux once
Is it worth the asking price?
When I think the word you're looking for is twice
I think the word you're looking for is twice

[Outro]
Dulux once
Dulux once
I'm going to write my feelings down
In a strongly worded email
Saying that I might as well of just purchased B&Q colours and saved myself about ten quid
You f*cking bunch of lying two coat c*nts