Women Love a bast*rd (Korona Klub Version) lyrics

[Verse 1]
When I was a young boy this kid Neil he pulled the wings
Off of daddy longlegs, and little flying things
The girls all flocked around him, to see the skill he’d mastered
When I asked him why girls liked him he said, “women love a bast*rd”
So when I grew up I must admit that once or twice
I went out with girlfriends and I tried to treat them nice
Every time I did that it just ended in disaster
Then I remembered Neil’s advice, that women lovе a bast*rd

[Chorus]
bast*rd, bast*rd, women love a bast*rd
bast*rd, bast*rd, women lovе a bast*rd
I quickened up my pelvic thrusts so I can climax faster
Then I have a fag and fall asleep cause women love a bast*rd

[Verse 2]
So when I met my current bird I had to hatch a plan
To attempt to be a bigger bast*rd of a man
She cooked a meal for Valentines, I tried to play it cool
I took one mouthful, spat it out and threw it up the wall
When she posts a Facebook status, I never once click like
On that cycle ride for charity I pushed her off her bike
I left her in the hospital, with her leg in plaster
While I went round and f*cked her mum, cause women love a bast*rd
[Chorus]
bast*rd, bast*rd, women love a bast*rd
bast*rd, bast*rd, women love a bast*rd
She broke down in church and ended up asking the pastor
Why I did it. He replied, cause women love a bast*rd

[Verse 3]
I bought her a 99 from that ice cream place
And when she went to take a lick I smashed it in her face
She’s got a nan with Alzheimer's, who’s not allowed out
I left her in her underwear on Benfleet roundabout
Then when she did that fun run to raise money for the hospice
I went home, got her toothbrush and I stuck it in some dog’s mess
I rinsed it off with water and before she went to bed
As she brushed her teeth I texted her and this is what it said:

[Chorus]
Dogsh*t, dogsh*t, you brushed your teeth with dogsh*t
Dogsh*t, dogsh*t, you brushed your teeth with dogsh*t
I never come straight home from work I stay out and get plastered
I do it all to turn her on cause women love a bast*rd

[Verse 4]
I snuck out during lockdown to the local dogging scene
I didn't wash my c*ck and I gave her Covid-19
She was in an induced coma, she had no taste or smell
So I visited to take her flowers and teabag her aswell
But it all backfired on me and she walked out today
To go live in a refuge, where abused women stay
So now I sit outside her window with a ghetto blaster
And play Slipknot at 4am cause women love a bast*rd
[Chorus]
bast*rd, bast*rd, women love a bast*rd
bast*rd, bast*rd, women love a bast*rd
If you asked me why I did it all, your query would be answered
I was only trying to make her moist cause women love a bast*rd
I was only trying to make her moist cause women love a bast*rd