Prince Andrew Is a Sweaty Nonce lyrics

The Grand old Duke of York
He said he didn't sweat
So why'd he pay 12 million quid
To a girl he'd never met

He's a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
He's a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce

Pizza Express in Woking?
Mate you gotta be joking
Pizza Express in Woking?
Is he having a laugh?

The Grand old Duke of York
Young girls he'd like to pork
So his pedo friend would traffic them
Then pay them not to talk

He's a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
He's a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
He's a nonce, he's a nonce
Prince Andy's a nonce
He's a nonce, he's a nonce
Prince Andy's a nonce

He's a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
He's a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce