Bum The Runner lyrics

[Intro]
He jumped the queue to see the dead Queen
That's not the worst thing he's done if you see what I mean

[Chorus]
He bummed the runner
He bum, bummed the runner
He bummed the runner
He bum, bummed the runner
He bummed the runner
He bum, bummed the runner
He groomed a kid for his lover
And so did his brother

[Verse]
He's been sacked from his job on This Morning
For teenage boys he should come with a warning
He took one young lad for a sleepover
With some lube, a tube and Gordon the Gopher

[Chorus]
He bummed the runner
He bum, bummed the runner
He bummed the runner
He bum, bummed the runner
He bummed the runner
He bum, bummed the runner
He groomed a kid for his lover
And so did his brother
He bummed the runner
He bum, bummed the runner
He bummed the runner
He bum, bummed the runner
He bummed the runner
He bum, bummed the runner
He groomed a kid for his lover
And so did his brother
'Cause when they were kids
When they were kids
When they were kids they used to bum one another