Rolf Harris and the Sexy Kids lyrics

[Verse 1]
The other night I suddenly awoke
To the spectral shape of this ghostly bloke
He was floating above me, I said "Who are you?"
He had a wobble board and a didgeridoo
He said: "Kunt, I'm Rolf Harris, I’ve returned from the grave
To attempt, with your help, my reputation to save"
He said: "Come on cobber, can we do it on a song
To explain what happened with those girls and my dong?"

[Pre-Chorus]
I said I’m not sure, I’d have to hear that explanation
In case people think I’m a paedo by association
And this is what he told me

[Chorus]
It was sexy kids, sexy kids
Made Rolf Harris do what he did
I drew a Rolfaroo, you gropped an ingenue
You can blame it on the sexy kids

[Post-Chorus]
Your body's no body's body's but mine

[Verse 2]
Rolf Harris' ghost continued to maintain
He’d done nothing wrong and tried to explain
He said *panting noise* in his Australian voice
He pulled a stylophone out and did Two Little Boys
He said: "My songs and my paintings will now be forgotten
Because of my penchant for young girl's front bottoms"
He said: "Surely my Cartoon Club and royal portraits
Offset my diddling with my daughter's mates"
Ohhhhhhhh
[Pre-Chorus]
"I'm a national treasure in the UK and Australia"
You couldn't keep your hands off kids genitalia

[Chorus]
It was sexy kids, sexy kids
Made Rolf Harris do what he did
"Don't forget Jake The Peg"
But you stuck your third leg
In the privates of some sexy kids
Rolf Harris and the Sexy Kids

[Outro]
"Can you smell what it is yet?"