God Bless Alcohol lyrics

God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless... God bless alcohol

We got whiskey for my father, it helps him to forget
We got beer for my brother, his liver will regret it
We got vodka for my sister, it helps her on her way
And vino for my mother to get her through the day

We got rum for my cousin, cos he's a navy man
We got brandy for old grandad, remember foreign lands
We got sherry for the vicar, we know it helps him pray
And gin for the magistrates to put us all away

I need a little tipple, my nerves are getting bad
So get another bottle, but don’t you tell your dad
I'll hide it in the oven, no one will ever know
And when I'm smashed out of my head it’s off to bed I go

Chorus:
So it's god bless the sinners, God bless us all
God bless our ugly spirit when its time to go
God bless our bodies
God bless our souls
God bless our brains and God bless alcohol

(Yeehaw)