Everybody’s p*ssed at Me lyrics
by Bob & Tom
Tom:
(Hi, this is Tom, and God knows I'm not perfect. I guess I can be difficult and maybe a little demanding; oh, sure, some might say tyrannical. But I don't get it; I try to be a nice guy, but it seems everybody's p*ssed at me.)
My friends are p*ssed
My partner's p*ssed
My mother's p*ssed
My lawyer's p*ssed
My waiter's p*ssed
My dog is p*ssed
Everybody's p*ssed at me!
My banker's p*ssed
My family's p*ssed
My plumber's p*ssed
My fish are p*ssed
My barber's p*ssed
My brother's p*ssed
Chorus:
This is very plain to see
Tom:
Everybody's p*ssed at me!
Chorus:
I think we can all agree
Tom:
Everybody's p*ssed at me!
Chorus:
Tom, you are an evil bast*rd
We're all p*ssed at you today
Tom:
I am sick of all your b*tching
Here's a check, go away
Chorus:
Your boss is p*ssed
Your kids are p*ssed
Your neighbor's p*ssed
Your sister's p*ssed
We'll bet even God is p*ssed
Tom:
Everybody's p*ssed at me!
When I wrote my p*ssed off list
I'm sure there's someone that I missed
And that will probably make them p*ssed
Chorus:
It is very plain to see
Tom:
Everybody's p*ssed at me!
Chorus:
I think we can all agree
Tom:
Everybody's p*ssed at me!
Chorus:
Very justifiably
Tom:
Everybody's p*ssed at me!
Chorus:
Your friends are p*ssed
Your partner's p*ssed
Your mother's p*ssed
Your lawyer's p*ssed
Your waiter's p*ssed
Your dog is p*ssed
Tom:
Everybody's p*ssed at me!