SHOWER DISS TRACK lyrics

[Intro - Youtube Exclusive]
(Cough)
Oh my God!
Mom! Can you get me more soda?!
Get off the game, and go take a shower, now!
Or no Xbox for a month!
No!
Are you seri- no!
You haven't had-
Stop, stop, stop
Go take a shower!
No, I'm not taking a shower!
Don't you dare talk back to me!
You heard me!
Ugh- God!
Hey! You get back here-
Take a shower now!
Nah, I'm NEVER taking a shower!
DON'T EVER-

[Chorus]
My parents mad
They told me that the smell I emit is insanely bad
(What?)
When my dad says get inside the shower I just laugh
He should know by now that Eddy X ain't like that
I ain't like that
[Verse 1]
Both my parents going crazy, need to take a chill pill
Whеn I stop taking showers they say I smell likе spoiled milk
Yeah, but my parents just need to stop complaining
'Cause they know my ways are changing
The price of the house's monthly water bill

[Bridge]
In the shower, everyday for an hour, yeah, could not be me
(No)
I wouldn't lay a foot inside of that thing, even if you paid me
Even just five minutes inside of a shower is a waste of time
'Cause that's five minutes you could've put in the gaming grind

[Verse 2]
I'm in this place
If you take showers than get out my face
I been avoiding showers everyday
Avoiding the showers, in like, every way
So that means if you take them, then please go away (Go away)
If you take them than give me some space
If you taking showers you ain't got no taste
If you taking showers you're someone I hate

[Interlude]
Yeah
I'm giving you a red pill and telling you to take it
Stop taking showers, lil' bro, you'll wake up from the matrix
And once you've lived a showerless life
You look at yourself in the mirror and say Eddy was right
[Verse 3]
Yeah
All of my opps
They know that they're not on my level, yeah
They know I don't take any showers
Yeah, and their noses think I'm the devil
Yeah, all of my opps
They don't even wanna come near me
Yeah, they know I don't clean myself at all
So all they do is fear me

[Pre-Chorus]
Aye Eddy
What?
"Do you even wash your hands?"
Oh nah!
Heck no, who the heck do you think I am? (Seriously?)
I'm EdmondX, yeah I'm not your average man (Nope!)
I don't clean myself at all, and I never will
Do you understand?

[Chorus]
My parents mad
They told me that the smell I emit is insanely bad
(What?)
When my dad says get inside the shower I just laugh
He should know by now that Eddy X ain't like that
I ain't like that