Volcanicity (Volvic Advert) lyrics

[Alan:]
Roaaaaaar! What're ye doing, Mr. Volcano?

[George:]
Hello, Tyrannosaurus Alan, I'm filling my water with volcanicity!

[Alan:]
Aye!?

[George:]
Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks, to create a wild mineral water; that grabs life by the conkers and hydrates you 'til you shout: "Come on world, I'll have you for breakfast!"

TRY SOME!

[Alan:]
Mmm, yea! I do feel hydrated. Come on world, I'm Tyrannosaurus Alan and I'll have you for breakfast! ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

[Narrator:]
Volcano filtered so it's full of volcanicity.

[George:]
Yes.