Arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon (Alternate Version) lyrics

[Verse 1]
Death to the ladies first, then the gentlemen
All sorts of tax-free face-lift-abortions nervous-break-dance
Satanic girls gone wild, truly f*cking suicidal

[Pre-Chorus]
First you try to f*ck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it
First you try to f*ck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it

[Chorus]
It's arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon
f*ck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again!
It's arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon
f*ck! Eat! Kill! Etcetera!

First you try to f*ck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it
It's arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon!

[Verse 2]
I've got a black eye of a soul, my morals in a hole
I wish I was still dead
But the TV said its just a "tropical depression"
Pointless intervention, legal separation
Call my dealer or my lawyer
"We've got a situation!"
[Pre-Chorus]
First you try to f*ck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it
First you try to f*ck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it

[Chorus]
It's arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon
f*ck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again!
It's arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon
f*ck! Eat! Kill! Etcetera!

Is it the news? Or is it the noose?
Results may vary, side effects are very
Arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon!

[Bridge]
Arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon

[Chorus]
It's arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon
f*ck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again!
It's arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon
f*ck! Eat! Kill! Etcetera!
f*ck the goddamn TV and the radio
And f*ck making hits, I'm taking credit for the death toll
It's arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon!

[Outro]
It's arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon
It's arma-goddamn-motherf*ckin-geddon