Life’s A c*nt lyrics

Well lady and gentelman, boys and girls, you know what'll happen next, I've got my prince, and few weeks of beautiful happiness, and then the prince got ill and die of colon cancer. f*ck. I found love, and it got cancer. So I gonna hang around the sh*thole called no more, boys and girls. I'm gonna kill myself like you will, and I'll take that b*tch stepmother with me

Well it's happy ever after that's what we want
But the prince got colon cancer fate takes a dump
Wel it's living in a palace having tea with the queen
Luxury youth and eternity that's the dream

Life's a c*nt
Life's a c*nt

Well it's happy ever after as the sheets turn sh*t-brpwn
The prince mumbles expletives like a moronic clown
Well he might have been the richest now fear is in his eyes
Now he sobs like a baby in agony does cry

Life's a c*nt
Life's a c*nt

Well it's happy ever after in our little ivory tower
Mahalma Gandhi cut crystal and having lots of showers
Intellectual artistic seriously
The prince opens his mouth he vomits sh*ts and pees

Life's a c*nt
Life's a c*nt
Well, the prince he died screaming he showered me with sh*t
He screamed you f*cking crack whore called me a f*cking b*tch
Now I don't live with a prince no tea with the queen
There's only one thing I can say this life is f*cking mean

Life's a c*nt
Life's a c*nt

My mother died of cancer, prince died of cancer, that was the end for me. I just wanna to kill that motherf*cking stepmother, kill myself, and kill all you. And f*cked of the cancer then. I just wanna to be with my prince and my mother. God, life's a c*nt

Life's a c*nt
Life's a c*nt