O. M. W. lyrics

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
That is truly what I'd really love to be
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
Then everyone would be in love with me

[Spoken]
Oscar Meyer wieners! Get your hot dogs! Aw, they're made with all this sh*t from a cow that nobody wants, like mucous and marrow and eyeballs and bile, and all that crap that really makes them taste so damn...really...f*cking...good

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
That is truly what I'd really like to be
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener
Then everyone would be in love with me