K-Mart Blues lyrics
by Screeching Weasel
[Spoken]
Good morning everybody! The [?] is red. 0-6 is on call. It's 9:30, we're open!
Kmart is the savings place
I'd like to punch the customers in the face
Get p*ssed off when it ain't priced right
'Cause the people who shop there ain't too bright
[Spoken]
Attention Kmart shoppers! It is now 9:45, and we'll be closing in five minutes. We ask you to make your final selections and proceed to the front line and checkouts. Our store hours are 9:30 to 9:30 daily and 10 to 6 on Sunday. We'd like to thank you for shopping at your local Kmart, and get the f*ck out
Kmart is the savings place
I'd like to punch the customers in the face
Get p*ssed off when it ain't priced right
'Cause the people who shop there ain't too bright