Joanie Loves Johnny lyrics

Joanie and Johnny sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage
Then comes Johnny in a baby carriage
Suckin' his thumb, wettin' his pants
Then he does the naked hula dance
Oh yeah

Let's go to Milwaukee
Say hi to Mr. C
Fonzie, Potsie, Richie too
Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny
Joanie and Johnny kiss
Chachi is getting p*ssed
These aren't very happy days
'Cause nobody's getting laid
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

Go go go!
Go go go!

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Go!

[Guitar lead]
Now Jenny Piccolo works at a peep show
Pinky Tuscadero's stewed
Fonzie's all f*cked up on 'ludes
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny
Joan and Johnny got tattoos
Now they're going to
Inspiration Point, that's where
We're all shooting heroin
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny

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Go!

Go go go!
Go go go!