Lucky the Donkey lyrics

My mother f*cked a donkey down in Mexico
She had treinta margaritas treinta years ago
Her purse had just been stolen, she had to make some cash
For fifty thousand pesos, the donkey f*cked her ass

I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
My mothers box was his salt lick
Human-donkey fornication
Her taco is the destination

It soon became apparent it wasn't for the dough
A genuine fiesta at the donkey show
The crowd would shout "ole!" as she nibbled on his sack
They never had a patron demand their money back

A real freak show in the pit
The donkeys f*cking my moms tits
Acting like a true ranchero
Dancing around a big sombrero

The donkeys name was Lucky, oh boy he loved to f*ck
He'd get so damn excited he'd kick and make you duck
If you want to be star, it's easy to be famous
Just pull down your pants and let Lucky f*ck your anus

I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
My mothers box was his salt lick
Acting like a true ranchero
Dancing around a big sombrero
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey