Insurance Fraud lyrics
by Municipal Waste
Down and out? Broke again?
Bills are piling to your chin
Well here's a plan that's pretty sick
If you're in need of money quick
Just contact us, we'll screw the man
This is our insurance plan!
And after we're done
Those Geico motherf*ckers
Aren't gonna know what hit 'em!
We'll cut brake lines, we'll slice your tires
We'll hit you in the face with a pair of pliers!
We'll light the match
We'll crash your car, swing bats!
Insurance fraud!
Make sure you're fully covered
With a sweet insurance plan
So you can reap the benefits
Of this f*cking brilliant scam
For one lump sum
The Waste will give you all your riches
With a couple of broken legs
And about four hundred stitches!
We want trucks, jetskis and a grill!