Space Hero lyrics
by Leslie Fish
Do you wanna be a hero in the sky?
Do you wanna be a hero in the sky?
High adventure, higher pay, join the Space Marines today
And you’re gonna be a hero in the sky!
Do you wanna wear a macho uniform?
Do you wanna wear a macho uniform?
Olive Sherman BVDs, pants that bag around the knees
Yeah, we’ll put you in a macho uniform!
Do you wanna rise as early as the birds?
Do you wanna rise as early as the birds?
Well on that you’ll have no choice, when you hear the sergeant’s voice
Yeah, you’ll always rise as early as the birds!
Do you wanna eat exotic space cuisine?
Do you wanna eat exotic space cuisine?
Powdered eggs and wafer bars, nameless stews and burger char
Yeah, you’ll always eat exotic space cuisine!
Do you wanna own the latest weaponry?
Do you wanna own the latest weaponry?
Guns that jam and spray like hell, with the stocks made by Mattel
Yeah, you’ll always own the latest weaponry!
Do you wanna take a bodybuilding course?
Do you wanna take a bodybuilding course?
Our basic training tends to put muscles on both ends
Yeah, we’ll put you through a bodybuilding course!
Do you wanna kiss some gorgeous foreign dames?
Do you wanna kiss some gorgeous foreign dames?
On a hundred worlds or more, there’s still just one kind of whore
Yeah, that’s what you’ll see of gorgeous foreign dames
Do you wanna test the latest weapons made?
Do you wanna test the latest weapons made?
On every other pass, Ron’ll get you in the ass
Yeah, that’s how you’ll test the latest weapons made
Do you wanna further medical research?
Do you wanna further medical research?
Between modern weaponry and the new kinds of VD
You will surely further medical research
Would you be young and handsome all your life?
Would you be young and handsome all your life?
Well the odds are good that you will be dead by twenty-two
So you will be young and handsome all your life!
Hero is a four letter word
Hero is a four letter word
Just another term for Fool, and you’ll learn well in our school
That Hero is a four letter word
That Hero is a four letter word