Crystal Fortress lyrics

DAVEY: Mmm. French fries
OTHER GUY: Mmm. Yeah, they're good. Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him
DAVEY: Nope, nope. I don't think so either
OTHER GUY: Nope
DAVEY: I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand
OTHER GUY: Oh?
DAVEY: I'm gonna sing it
STRONG BAD: {spoken} Uh-huh. I already don't like the sound of this one. {sarcastically} Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!
STAVE: {singing throughout} Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad
STRONG BAD: What?
STAVE: A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge
STRONG BAD: Unicorns?! Who a–who are you?
STAVE: Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dеw
STRONG BAD: All right, you whiny weasels
STAVE: Pleasе come down from your crystal fortress
OTHER SINGER: {singing back up vocals throughout} Strong Bad
STAVE: Please come down from your crystal fortress
STRONG BAD: {singing} Shut up
OTHER SINGER: {simultaneously} Strong Bad
STAVE: Please come down from your crystal fortress
STRONG BAD: {screamed} Throw me a squeedley guitar!
STRONG BAD: {electric guitar music} Let me tell ya
STRONG BAD: You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get French fries
STRONG BAD: That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get no French fries
OTHER SINGER: {simultaneously, heavy metal style screaming} You don't get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!
STRONG BAD: You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but you don't get French fries!
STRONG BAD: Ohh!
STRONG BAD: Ahh!
STAVE: Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad
STRONG BAD: Awwwwwwww! I thought you were done
STAVE: The love you deny is the key that will melt the lock
STRONG BAD: I'll melt your face!
STAVE: Our golden shining spirits
STRONG BAD: Eww!
STAVE: will all join hands and sing
STAVE: Please come down from your crystal fortress
OTHER SINGER: Strong Bad
STRONG BAD: No
STAVE: Please come down from your crystal fortress
OTHER SINGER: Strong Bad
STRONG BAD: I'm not coming down from no place
STAVE: Please come down from your crystal fortress
OTHER SINGER: Strong Bad
THIRD SINGER: Strong Bad
STRONG BAD: {singing} Shut up... you stupid hippie
STRONG BAD: {spoken} I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist
{A crash is heard, with the sound of a piano being broken}