Cum Kind of Monster lyrics

I'm what the FBI calls a secretor

I'm addicted to caffeine and pornography
I c*m on my stomach and I love it, but I get a sick rash

Cannibal love, eating me alive like a suicide

I didn't think there was anything wrong with that until James Hetfield told me so
My c*m is a problem I just can't ignore
It's everywhere
My c*m is everywhere, I'm allergic to it
Every problem is a result of my c*m

Cannibal love, it's eating me alive like a suicide

I miss Hetfield's mullet, Lars' frosted tips, Mustaine's riffs
I want to talk about art with Lars Ulrich the art critic
I'd look him straight in his eye and say
"I don't know art, but I know what I like
May I please borrow your white leather jacket?"
Let me choose my words carefully
This is a rock and roll band, I don't want any f*cking rules

Cannibal love, it's eating me alive like a suicide

f*ck, f*ck, see?
f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck
f*ck Dave Mustaine's riffs
f*ck Dave Mustaine
Mustaine
f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck
f*ck Dave Mustaine
Dave Mustaine