Somebody Shoot Me lyrics

... is driving me insane
Can't rock and roll with Jesus on the brain
Sniff through the letters of a preacher's wife
Shock your pus*y, might set you right
C'mon baby, got me uptight

I was born to be over the line
Outta my head, outta my mind
I'll start a fight that I can't win
Get my stitches and come back again
Do as I want is my only friend

Somebody shoot me
Right between the eyes

Driving down the road with my di*k in my hand
Telling all the kids I'm the ice cream man
Shop at the mall with blood on my face
'Til I kill everyone in the place
The way I live is a damn disgrace

See me coming, get out of the way
Got nothing to do, but a lot to say
Bide my time 'til I'm ready for the farm
Figure I'll do the world's most harm
It's tattooed in a cherry on my arm
Somebody shoot me
Right between the eyes