[Verse 1: Greg & (Captain Feathersword)]
Captain Feathersword fell asleep on his pirate ship
Then he woke up on a farm (Oh my goodness me!)
With roosters and ducks singing this song
[Chorus]
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, c*ck-a-doodle-doo
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, c*ck-a-doodle-doo
Quack, quack, quack, a-doodley-doo
[Verse 2: Greg & (Captain Feathersword)]
So now everyday, when he talks this is what he says
(Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, c*ck-a-doodle-doo)
He also does the farmyard dance, and you can do it too
[Chorus]
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, c*ck-a-doodle-doo
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, c*ck-a-doodle-doo
Quack, quack, quack, a-doodley-doo
[Verse 3: Greg & (Captain Feathersword)]
Is he a rooster, or a pirate? (Well, I just don't know)
(Ahoy, there! Ahoy, there! Ahoy-c*ck-a-doodley-there)
He also does the Farmyard Dance, and you can do it too
[Chorus]
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, c*ck-a-doodle-doo
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, c*ck-a-doodle-doo
Quack, quack, quack, a-doodley-doo
[Chorus]
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, c*ck-a-doodle-doo
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, c*ck-a-doodle-doo
Quack, quack, quack, a-doodley-doo