It's a brand new dance for all you lunatics
Bust the liquor in your wrists'
Cocaine and crucifix
To the Christ
To the Christ
Don't go against my medical advice
This move is very simple
There's really nothing to it
I threatened some instructions
And this is how you do it
Hold your arms out straight
Bob your head to the side
Just like the baby Jesus if / when he was crucified
To the Christ
To the Christ
Feel the nails as through your hands they slice
I want to be my-self
Never ever f*cking conform
And I want lots of gifts
Cool gifts
Just like when Jesus was born
There's no moral to this story
Blood tears from thorny crown
I just want to dance like Jesus as if he was getting down
To the Christ
To the Christ
Don't go against my medical advice
To the Christ
Not once -- but twice