Denim Wonderland lyrics
by Jake Hole
[Intro]
J-J-J-Jake Hole
I love you, Mr. Hole!
(This party's dope, yeah, woohoo)
(Ah, ah, yeah)
Any of you guys want to have sex with me?
Two guys? Oh, okay
[Verse 1]
Oh, so I'm the bad guy? (Uh-huh)
Just 'cause I want you all at one time?
And to be clear, this a man-on-man ride
So all you fine ladies can wait on the side (Bye)
His D, I'm tryna be on it (Yeah)
He got the biggest I've seen, if I'm being honest
I'm obsessed with it, I got a bee bonnet, woo
Trickle down my throat, that's some meat-onomics
Ahem, I need D lunes to domingo
Supersized dildo, do they make those?
Caked up guys at the party all night
Apparently I'm weird when I ask them all for anal (Aww)
Ain't no thing if you really wanna say no
If you a freak in the sheets, just say so
If you down low, up top, high five
'Cause me too, guilty as charged, case closed (Woo hoo)
[Chorus]
Through his jeans, there's a wonderland
Forget Diana, I need Dave
Ain't nothing better than another man (Ugh)
His cake is on my plate
[Post-Chorus]
So much oil
So much lube
So much dude sweat, baby
Mmm
Yeah, what more can I say?
[Verse 2]
Chocolate starfish, I lick that (Lick mah)
He got a canyon, that big crack (Lick mah!)
Big old butt with a six pack (LICK MAH!)
My jock strap, he gon' rip that (Woo!)
Off rip, off tops, I'm slick, come slide
Too big, wait, stop, JK, I'm fine
My wrist go pop, then it's inside
Got stains, use bleach, please just use Tide
I might take him back to the penthouse (Uh-huh)
Tried to wear a butt plug, but it fell out (Whoopsie)
Apologies shawty, but this a man's town
All of my body male hotties just tryna get down, good gracious
Butt hair smooth, but the nut hair coarse (Mhm)
Give them head as a treat, I need full course (Mhm)
Rumor has it I'm straight, I'mma need a source (Mhm)
Yes, he's my dawg, you would think he's a horse (Neigh)
More, more, like I'm Kylo
I drink nut from the double cup styro
Fire crotch lover, I guess I'm a pyro
Will give head for some Discord Nitro
I know it makes me sound desperate
Naked and wet men in my bed again
My estimate is ninety percent of men
Want head from me as long as it's passionate (Oo wow)
[Chorus]
Through his jeans, there's a wonderland
Forget Diana, I need Dave
Ain't nothing better than another man (Ugh)
His cake is on my plate
[Outro]
Dudes
Men
Fellas
The guys