Big Hetero is Indoctrinating You! lyrics

[Intro]
J-J-J-Jake Hole
Yeah
¡Ay, papi! ¡Ay, papi!
Yeah
I love you, Mr. Hole!

[Chorus]
On TV, every scene I see
Men and women kissing, yuck
That ain’t for me
I need his cheeks in 3D, in jeans
Getting in my head
Some say it ain’t right
If men weren’t made for men
Then why our booties made so tight?

[Verse 1]
Spreading open legs on the train (Train)
For another man to take a seat (Take a seat)
Taking off my sneakers on the plane (What?)
Got the aisle stinking like feet (Shoo-wee)
I get a little caught up in the fame (I do)
Feel like everybody on my meat (I wish)
Foreplay for a little roleplay (Roleplay)
Wearing nothing but a helmet and some cleats (Play ball)
Big booty fellas is the regimen (The regimen)
I would never settle for the feminine (The feminine)
I might eat his booty for a Benjamin (A Benjamin)
But I give a discount ‘cause I’m a gentleman (Mhm)
Every time I’m looking on the television, underrepresented
Get these straights out my face
'Cause who in Hollywood be making all these decisions?
Always men with women, there’s a time and a place
Like, come on, dude
[Chorus]
On TV, every scene I see
Men and women kissing, yuck
That ain’t for me
I need his cheeks in 3D, in jeans
Getting in my head
Some say it ain’t right
If men weren’t made for men
Then why our booties made so tight?

[Verse 2]
Hetero sex is mid at best (Mid)
Y’all never had sex with a man and it shows, ugh
I need a little more zest and a little less breast, or I'mma just go "Ugh"
She tryna flirt over text (Yucky)
I don’t want boobs, I want pecs (Duh)
My booty might be the best (Yes sir)
I’m clenching my cheeks just to flex (Ooh)
I keep my tip tucked like a Mac-10 (Brrt)
I'mma call you back, I’m getting packed in (Ah)
If I haven’t tapped, then tap in (Tap in)
Fondling the balls, I make ‘em backspin

[Pre-Chorus]
So what, I moan when I wipe?
So what, I rode on his pipe?
So what, his mole-hole is tight?
So what, the "bro code" is right
[Chorus]
On TV, every scene I see
Men and women kissing, yuck
That ain’t for me
I need his cheeks in 3D, in jeans
Getting in my head
Some say it ain’t right
If men weren’t made for men
Then why our booties made so tight?

[Outro]
The prostrate is the male G-spot
The-the-the-the-the
The prostate
The prostate
The prostate-prostate
G-spot G-spot
G-G-spot
G-G-G—
So what, I moan when I wipe?
So what, I rode on his pipe?
So what, his mole-hole is tight?
So what, the "bro code" is right
¡Ay, papi! Yeah!