A Song for the Ladies! lyrics

[Intro: Jake Hole & Tyler, the Creator]
(J-J-J-J-Jake Hole)
I've been making a lot of
A lot of songs about dudes (I love you, Mr. Hole)
I figured I’d need to switch it up a little bit, you know, be a little bit fair
Make a song for the ladies, hehe, so—
(Psych!)

[Verse 1]
Ayy, huh, where the men at? (Where they at!?)
‘Cause I'm tryna get some numbers, where my pen at? (Woo-hoo!)
No cap, zaddy looking badder than a neck tat' (Uh-huh!)
Throwing stacks at a stripper with a big sack (Big sack!)
Him and I linked linked up like Bluetooth (Bluetooth!)
And I suck it so good, I got a loose tooth (Yeouch)
He be throwing that cake all on YouTube (Uh-huh)
Thong fell apart, they don’t make ‘em like they used to (Shuh!)
New suit, got dressed all fancy (All fancy)
Underneath, wearing second-hand panties (Panties)
They hating, probably ‘cause they can't have me (Mmm)
Is two dudes at a time too manly? (Maybe)
Unhand me, ma'am, not my type (Uh-uh)
Apologies, all I need is long pipe (Yuh-huh)
Allergies ‘cause I sneeze when they nearby (Achoo)
Now it be, honestly, so, like, girl, bye (Bye!)
[Chorus]
This a song for the ladies, okay (Ladies)
I'm looking for fellas so get out the way
Quit c*ck-blocking me, I'm just tryna get laid
This a song for the ladies, alright (Ladies)
For the last time, none of y'all are my type
It's big booty dudes, that's all that I like

[Verse 2]
On his big, round cake I focus (I do)
In the car, giving head in his Focus (Nyoom!)
Shordies swarm towards me like locusts (Uh-huh)
So I disappear, hocus-pocus (Poof)
Make his booty purr like a Hellcat (Mmm)
Lube and latex in the air, can you smell that? (Shoo)
Girl, I’m a man’s man, can't help that (Uh-uh)
She used a pick-up line and it fell flat (Aww)
What a silly jabroni (Jabroni!)
All that I want is his bologna pony (Uh-huh!)
Double-cup his butt, no Sprite, no codeine (Mmm-mmm)
Diving in his booty, might drown, need floaties
For men, I’ve been tryna get it, ask anyone who know me
I don't do the hit-and-quit-it if he know how to blow me (Hit-and-quit-it!)
You prolly won't see me sitting after I'm with the homies (With the homies!)
To all the girls that want me: no thanks, no please (No)
[Chorus]
This a song for the ladies, okay (Ladies)
I’m looking for fellas so get out the way
Quit c*ck-blocking me, I'm just tryna get laid
This a song for the ladies, alright (Ladies)
For the last time, none of y'all are my type
It's big booty dudes, that's all that I like

[Interlude]
Alright, so if you a lady, and you were excited when you saw this song
I'm sorry I lied, but, like
I'm a man's man, so please, leave me alone
Like, I know I'm sexy, but jeesh!

[Chorus]
This a song for the ladies, okay (Ladies)
I'm looking for fellas so get out the way
Quit c*ck-blocking me, I'm just tryna get laid
This a song for the ladies, alright (Ladies)
For the last time, none of y'all are my type
It's big booty dudes, that's all that I like
This a song for the ladies, alright
For the last time, none of y'all are my type
It's big booty dudes, that's all that I like