Dude Diligence lyrics

[Intro]
J-J-J-J-Jake Hole
You know what I'm tryna do
I'm just tryna do you
I love you, Mr. Hole!
You know what we get into
You know what we're gonna do
I'm just tryna do you
I'm just tryna do you
I'm just tryna do you
My dude, my dude, my dude

[Verse 1]
I'm an OnlyFans stunt double
Rug burn on my chin from his butt stubble
I tell him, "Hitch a ride on the butt shuttle"
And he gon' twerk that booty, do the butt shuffle
We go for round two, or should we just cuddle?
It's a booty typhoon, leaving butt puddles
All these dudes in the room, make a butt huddle
We be slurping up the butt, need a butt funnel
I slide in, he say, "Ooh"
I pull out, he go, "Ahh"
Fruit of the loom, know the drill, get 'em off
He wigglin' his toes, I can see it in his socks
Deliver my bone, put my package in his box
[Pre-Chorus]
Steady pipin' guys for the thrill of it
So many straps like we militant
I want it bad, bad, bad
Tryna do my due dude diligence

[Chorus]
Mmm, for the men, men, men
Arch that back, make it bend, bend, bend
Pipe a pal, frick a friend, friend, friend
Hop on it like an internet trend
Tryna find my zen, tryna find my zone
Put away that pen, I got something for your throat
I put something on your chin, spoiler alert, it's a scrote
Whippin' out my butt, I go nuts for the bros

[Verse 2]
Yeah, your girl pretty thick, but he thicker
And I bet he got a thicker, bigger Richard, huh
I don't hit licks, but I'm a licker
Nut burn my throat like Sprite from Micker di*ker's, huh
Bust with no warning like a bomb with no ticker
Dildo Nerf gun in his booty, pull the trigger
He said I'm the best, go figure
Load licking, bro blowing throat goat, go-getter
I'm the white Taylor Swift, beg to differ? Huh
I be cleaning out that butt just like a Swiffer
Meat up in his guts just like a foot up in a slipper, huh
Call me liquor, way I'm beating up his liver
[Pre-Chorus]
Steady pipin' guys for the thrill of it
So many straps like we militant
I want it bad, bad, bad
Tryna do my due dude diligence

[Chorus]
Mmm, for the men, men, men
Arch that back, make it bend, bend, bend
Pipe a pal, frick a friend, friend, friend
Hop on it like an internet trend
Tryna find my zen, tryna find my zone
Put away that pen, I got something for your throat
I put something on your chin, spoiler alert, it's a scrote
Whippin' out my butt, I go nuts for the bros

[Outro]
I go nuts for my bro's butt
Yeah, I go nuts
I go nuts, yeah, I go nuts
For the bros, for the bros
For the bros