2EZ lyrics

[Intro: Jake Hole]
J-J-J-J-Jake
Wow, wow, wow
Frick
What was we watchin'?
What was we watchin'?

[Verse 1: Jake Hole]
We was watching Puss in Boots
Getting buss and boobs all in my face
Got deep in his kidneys
Got all loose, then tight like a noose
All in my cake
He spank and he hit me
Bust and splooge then we go round two
I can barely think
With his sack in my chimney
Back in his crack, flat on backs
Getting busy
The sack attack, can't believe it
Like Ripley's, woo
I'm getting silly, I'm a goofball
Ain't no thing as too short
And ain't no thing as too tall
Ain't no thing as too hairy
And ain't no thing as too bald
I'm big Jacques Hollier
A.k.a. Tommy Two-Balls
Whew, the things I would do for the pipe
The things I would do are ridiculous
I would crawl on all fours with a collar on
And go sit in a cage, no Nicholas
His name Rick like the pickle is
Is it in yet? I'm not feeling it
His butt bushy likе chinchillas is
And I gag on meat like it's cinnamon
Cinnamon, cinnamon
Nothing wrong with a few gay sеntiments
Daily dose for my health like vitamins
Certified sl*t, I could never be celibate
Too much girth
Now I'm really in the thick of it
Flew too close to the sun like Icarus
See you with a chick, me and mandem snickering
Rap about di*k, somehow still killing it
Yeah
[Chorus: Jake Hole]
Sitting in bed all alone
Thinking 'bout you, babe
Just you, babe
Always you, babe
Mmm
For the frickers, not the treeshes
Sucking on my body like leeches
Big dong out east, out west
Got some butt for me to feast, too easy

[Verse 2: KolossalKocks]
Ay
Tease me, squeeze me
Juices finna seize me
Proper tongue lashin'
Soakin' right around my pee pee
Sit upon my scalp
And drape them pubes just like a teepee
Tomahawk Gwawk, got his c*ck lookin' greasy
Fruity lookin' brother
With the cake hanging out
I bet Jake finna taste
What this quake shakin' out
Booty lay on my face
Say your grace or get out
'Cause my faith in that cake
Got my tongue sleighing out
I'm just sus
You wanna turn or what?
You want the sperm or butt?
You wanna get this, ooh
No way you can take this nut
Record it, I won't judge
We on the Tube or Hub?
You want to take this down?
Come and terminate my guts
I been frickin' for a long frickin' time
Sendin' friction in the spine
Of some guys who mighty fine
Uh, BBC Melly, I got fellas on my mind
I just killed a man's booty
Now it's labeled as a crime
I'm the most wanted butt
The most drippin' nuts
I got suds in my soul
That's how much I done sucked
That's how much pipe I laid
Them prostates getting crushed
Baby boom in them buns
Got the dads going nuts, uh
Meat up in my grill
Makin' them down-lows start jumpin'
They start stompin' toward my bed
Giving no fricks like they trumpin', uh
Throat locked on wet
Mix with brown giving out blumpkins
You can fart right in my mouth
And I just ghost it then start munchin', ooh
[Chorus: Jake Hole]
I'm just sitting in bed all alone
Thinking 'bout you, babe
Just you, babe
Always you, babe
Mmm
For the frickers, not the treeshes
Sucking on my body like leeches
Big dong out east, out west
Got some butt for me to feast, too easy