Caked Up in Another World! (Episode 4) lyrics

[Intro]
The Cream Crew continued their journey
And stumbled upon a village
They've never seen before
It was the village of Bigwood
Located in the Peener Isles
But they felt a force lurking around them
Episode four: Booty Muncher Fricker Goblins
Oh, look, a village
Hope we find some sexy men
Do you smell that?
Smells like lube bombs
Bolsok, there's no such thing—
Oh my— oh my gosh
Tha— that is a lube bomb
Dang ol' butt goblins
Charge!

[Verse]
The villagе of Bigwood
Getting raided by some goblins
Wеre they sent by the Demon King?
No clue, guess we still stopping it
The village walls start toppling
The village moat, they crossing it
Walking in
Guards is getting ready with armaments
Alarm starts to hit
Harm and blood and glory, getting gory
Bolsok getting freaky
All this violence turns Bolsok on
Got my booty leaking
Let me change into my ranger battle thong
And please, no peeking
Selûne, fill my butt up with light
And send me a sign or a beacon
The knights were delighted to see us
They need all the help they could possibly get
All of the knights
Worse some tights with some rips in them
So much cake they couldn't possibly fit
I got out my staff and my tome
From up out of my robe
Accidentally flashing my dih
Goblins charging in fast
Nipple tassels and straps
We had to go finish 'em fast
Magic booty missile! But nothing shot out
I'm shooting a blank, what do I do now?
I'll take to the front and kick goblin butt
He ripped off his thong and he let out a growl
He's grabbing their nuts, he's gobbling butt
When he's dome with 'em, yeah, he'll need a towel
I still couldn't cast no spells
I was down, my sigil ain't glowing
It's dark and it's brown
I get it, I lost sight of my vision
I locked eyes on the cake of a knight from behind
Right then when I did I could feel it
I was grinning, the sigil grew big and it glowed
I felt in my butt and my toes
It felt like the biggest of loads
My power relies on the bros
And so I gotta think about big ol' butt
Mage hand starts grabbing mad cake
And I could feel new powers inside me
Magic soldiers I could now animate
Big BBL butt naked butt bandits
Arose from the ground awaiting command
Fluffy, awake in our realm
A ranger and beast do go hand in hand
We're summoning, summoning
Tryna see something
The soldiers were rallied
Impressed with our plan
Fluffy was a big ol' bear, a real one
Not a big, hairy gay man
She was a she, gritting her teeth
She charged as Nipolas lowered his hand
The knights saluted
And they lowered their pants
Goblins got fricked
They dipped and they ran
[Interlude]
You can't frick with the team
Goblins got slapped on their peen
We just saved Bigwood, give us big wood
We just saved Bigwood, give us big wood
I must admit, those goblins thick
I must admit, those goblins thick
I must admit, those goblins thick
Yeah, yeah
We ain't fight no general
But we'll fight two in the Shadow Land
They're called the Foreskin Duo
And they're known to make it hard to stand

[Outro]
Onwards, men
To the Shadow L—
Uh, what does it say on this scroll?
Yeah, the Shadow Land
That name sucks, haha
Okay
My butt itches
Wow, thank you, thank you Bolsok