The Buttshack Nightclub lyrics

[Intro]
J-J-J-J-Jake Hole
Hey man, have you heard about the Buttshack, man?
I heard it's where all the men-for-men men get down
The balls are the window to the soul
The balls are the window to the soul
The balls are the window to the soul
Everybody now, hey, hey

[Verse 1]
Fog machines and lasers around me
Grunts and manly moans throughout the halls
The Buttshack is where I want to be
I'm heading there after I hit the mall
Anything goes when you're with me
Anything means anything at all
I can lick your toes if you lick meat
But best believe you can't forget the balls

[Chorus]
The Buttshack is where I want to die
We party until the sunrise
Men and dudes and fellas and guys
Spreading wide all night

[Verse 2]
At the Buttshack, full of fun and joy
Big Cake Jake and the Funky Boys
The thickest and the fittest in Illinois
We got men to enjoy, bins full of toys
Hot and bothered
I might suffer from the heatstroke
Hip hip hurray
When he's giving me the deep strokes
Got lube for me and you by the kilo
Grinding on a Puerto Rican named Rico
Leather jacket on, boots on my feet
Shades on even in the dark of night
In the backseat of my Turbo Grand Prix
For you, I even made sure that I wiped
Slicked back hair and shaven clean
Leather pants bulge because they're tight
The Buttshack's the only club we need
So follow me into the flashing lights
[Chorus]
The Buttshack is where I want to die
We party until the sunrise
Men and dudes and fellas and guys
Spreading wide all night