Hello, I'm Harry
I've had women, I've had germs
They're eerie, wild and wailing
And seductive in small doses
Only one way
Only one way
Why can't we take a couple of tablets?
Hello, I'm Harry
Did you receive the letter sent?
The check enclosed, the negatives
Well here's some headlines
Current and sensible
Moscow's in Ayrshire
What's the problem?
Should I throw my tammy in the ring
And run for president?
Oh, it's farmed out
Oh, I'm penned in
Oh, I'm left to no doubt
I'm happy alone
I'm happy alone
The chocolate's watching
The cuckoos are clocking me
They leave me alone in my sulk
Stalking a beautiful girl in a rural spot
It gets larger
As she gets nearer
There's only one way, only one way
There's only one way, only one way
There's only one way, only one way
There's only one way, only one way
There's only one way, only one way
There's only one way, only one way
There's only one way, only one way
There's only one way
The rest is just
Chemistry