The Oscar Mayer Weiner Jingle lyrics
by Oscar Mayer Weiner
Oh I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer Wiener
That's what I'd truly like to be-e-e-e
Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener
Everyone would be in love with me!
Oh I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I'd never want to be-e-e-e
Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener
There would soon be nothing left of me