Queensland University lyrics

Me, I studied psychology
In Brisbane in the 1980s
At Queensland University
Oh, I will shut you up badly
Said my neighbour to my other neighbour
I will tell your mum, she said
And then there was some yelling
And a glass was thrown

And later
I heard the vacuum cleaner
And went back to watching The Voice
I never, I never, I never, I never ever watch The Voice
And Ricki-Lee is not an authority
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
Ricki-Lee is not an authority

And shortly before the new millennium
I went to the fortune teller
And she said nothing I do would be good until 2012
So I, I never tried one bit
Well, maybe I should'a
Yeah, maybe I should'a
Aw, but what if, but what if, but what if, but what if
But what if the fortune teller was right?
And ever and ever and ever
And everything I did was wrong
And still Ricki-Lee is not an authority
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
Ricki-Lee is not an authority
And if the sun exploded
We'd still have 8 minutes of life
If the sun exploded right now
We'd still have 8 minutes of life
And I'd say that I love you
And everything will be all right
Yeah, baby, I love you
And everything will be all right