di*k Of Death lyrics

When I met him he was nice enough
For a short man trying to act real tough in a bar
That kind of attitude won't get you very far
His shirt was open, and I saw his chest
A salt-and-pepper, soft and furry mess
You know how that turns me on

Then he took my hand
And ran it over the outline in his pants
He had the di*k of death, he had the di*k of death
And so I closed my eyes and tried to fantasize about this di*k of death

We grabbed a cab and went away to my place where we
Dropped our clothes so fast you'd think we were racing
I couldn't wait to see it for myself
And there it was, staring up at me
Long and perfect, boy, was I ever lucky
He kissed me, and we fell down on the bed

Then he took my hand
And let me guide him into my promised land
He had the di*k of death, he had the di*k of death
I looked into his eyes and let him sodomize me with his di*k of death

I'd never seen one quite this big before
When he's soft, he's nearly hung down to the floor
He had the di*k of death, he had the di*k of death
I don't know if I love him, but I love his di*k of death
I don't know if I love him, but I love his
I don't know if I love him, but I love his
I don't know if I love him, but I love his di*k of death